Oath Of Office
The good people at Trackpackpa.com adapted it from Bull Durham, but here’s hoping the following catches on:
We believe good times get better in groups.
We believe that when one of us wins, we all win.
We believe the more you cheer, the faster they can run.
We believe that life along the rail is really where it’s at.
We believe in nailing a horseshoe above our back door.
We believe horses laugh like children when they run.
We believe jockeys are giants. And sulkies are chariots.
We believe it’s always post time somewhere.
We believe there’s no place like the home stretch.
We believe the winner’s circle is big enough for all of us.